超强的英文翻译

[size=2]　　1.we two who and who？[/size]
[size=2]　　咱俩谁跟谁阿 ？[/size]
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[size=2]　　2.how are you ？ how old are you？[/size]
[size=2]　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？[/size]
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[size=2]　　3.you don't bird me，I don't bird you[/size]
[size=2]　　你不 鸟我，我也不 鸟你[/size]
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[size=2]　　4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see，brothers ！ together up ！[/size]
[size=2]　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！[/size]
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[size=2]　　5.hello everybody！if you have something to say，then say！if you have nothing to say，go home！！[/size]
[size=2]　　有事起奏，无事退朝[/size]
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[size=2]　　6.you me you me[/size]
[size=2]　　彼此彼此[/size]
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[size=2]　　7.You Give Me Stop！！[/size]
[size=2]　　你给我站住！[/size]
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[size=2]　　8.know is know noknow is noknow[/size]
[size=2]　　知之为知之， 不知为不 知……[/size]
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[size=2]　　9.WATCH SISTER[/size]
[size=2]　　表妹[/size]
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[size=2]　　10.dragon born dragon，chicken born chicken，mouse' son can make hole！！[/size]
[size=2]　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞11.American Chinese not enough[/size]
[size=2]　　美中不 足[/size]
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[size=2]　　12.one car come one car go ，two car pengpeng，people die[/size]
[size=2]　　车祸现场描述[/size]
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[size=2]　　13.heart flower angry open[/size]
[size=2]　　心花怒放[/size]
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[size=2]　　14.go past no mistake past[/size]
[size=2]　　走过路过， 不要错过[/size]
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[size=2]　　15.小明：I am sorry！[/size]
[size=2]　　老外：I am sorry too！[/size]
[size=2]　　小明：I am sorry three！[/size]
[size=2]　　老外：What are you sorry for？[/size]
[size=2]　　小明：I am sorry five！[/size]
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[size=2]　　16.If you want money，I have no；if you want life，I have one！[/size]
[size=2]　　要钱没有，要命一条[/size]
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[size=2]　　17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.[/size]
[size=2]　　我叫李老大，今年25.[/size]
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[size=2]　　18.you have two down son.[/size]
[size=2]　　你有两下子。[/size]
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[size=2]　　19.as far as you go to die[/size]
[size=2]　　有多远，死多远！！！！[/size]
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[size=2]　　20.I give you face you don''t wanna face，you lose you　face ，I turn my　face[/size]
[size=2]　　给你脸你不 要脸，你丢脸，我翻[/size]

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